There is Something lurking behind the door, my grandpa used to tell me.
He meant the bogeyman. But that bogeyman looked like the woman who lived on the lower floor. Or at least grandpa said that's how she looked. But Something neither is nor looks like the bogeyman. I think the real bogeyman is you. Yes, you looking at this Map of New York.
For the inhabitants of New York City, it's a horrible sight - this huge, strange head. If nothing else, you could try and look cheerful.